Best of Bad Moods

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl this morning. The baby was named Maddie Briann, and weighed 7 lbs., 9 ounces.

Oh why did it have to be a girl?!? WHY? Now we must watch the growth of Jamie Lynn’s evil spawn to see how ridiculously spoiled, bitchy, and psychotic she will be.

I can’t wait to see how trashy the wedding will be between Jamie Lynn and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge.

I was actually expecting Lisa (the bitch) to win Top Chef, but obviously, the judges took into consideration more than just the finale episode. Lisa definitely was least deserving of the title, comparatively to Richard and Stephanie. I don’t think that this final meal can really represent who Lisa really is. And I think that these chefs should be judged on overall performance in the entire competition. Lisa is a disgusting, rude, pessimistic person who did well on some challenges, but was in the bottom three consistently towards the end.

My second pic was Richard. Richard is a fantastic, creative chef, but unfortunately, he fell through in the end, with his over ambitious cooking. I would have liked to see him win, but he certainly fell through in the last challenge.

Stephanie was rather consistent throughout the season, being both creative and refined. She had a great attitude, and always stood behind her dish. She is very deserving of the title of Top Chef. Congratulations, Stephanie!!!

So, MTV decided to pretend they were still a “music” t.v. station, so they’ll be starting F N MTV (Friday Night MTV) on…well, obviously Friday nights at 8 pm.
How generous, MTV! AN ENTIRE NIGHT OUT OF ONE DAY, OUT OF THE ENTIRE WEEK?!?!?! OF MUSIC!?!?!? YOU MEAN THE MUSIC YOU ONCE STOOD FOR?!?!?! AND THE ENTIRE BASIS FOR THE NAME OF YOUR TV STATION AND WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT?!?!?! Oh, thank you, MTV! You’re sooo generous! *sigh* (For a while there, I thought they were just in it for the money, but now I see they truly care for their audience)………………………. :-/

Oh, and if you haven’t seen the commercials promoting F N MTV, then here’s a stupid one for you to check out:

Nick Hogan is a spoiled, immature, selfish brat. Not only did he show no emotion after putting his friend into a vegetative state, but he also felt he didn’t deserve his punishment. Are you f*ing serious? You got off easy! And now he’s stuck in a jail cell! BOOHOO! *Tears* (a jail cell that’s probably far away from anyone “mean” and safely guarded by security).
I guess he didn’t pay attention to the “this phone call may be recorded” messages, because he spoke with both his mother and father on the phone, whining like the little bitch that he is.

A clip of his conversation with his mom.

ohh, poor baby.

And the conversation he has with his dad.

He mentions a reality show he wants to start, so that he can show people he’s changed….um….Nick?…I just don’t think that plan is going to go as well as you thought it might….um….especially since you just publicly admitted that you were doing it to make as much money as possible. Yeah, you’ll gain money, but you won’t gain your good reputation back. (Oh wait! You never had a good reputation in the first place!) And you say it will be about “how I’m getting back on my seat.” Yeah, you just go ahead and get back on your seat of bullshit.

This family is seriously the White Trash of Hollywood. Bleach blonde hair, bronze tan, too much makeup, tacky clothes, and no class whatsoever. Did you see what Brooke Hogan wore to the court case? yeah.

So, I’ve been a fan of Mike Myers since as long as I can remember. (Which honestly isn’t really that long, but anyways…) I was so excited to find out that he was going to be the host for the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. He’s always super hilarious, and even when he’s not trying to be funny, he just…is. It’s also refreshing, seeing as how the last few Movie Awards have been pretty lame. I like Sarah Silverman, but god, that was a disaster.

I was even more excited when I was watching the awards show, and Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey appeared as Wayne and Garth from Wayne’s World. I almost fell out of my chair. (okay, I was sitting on the couch, so that wasn’t really possible, but you know what I mean). Wayne’s World is seriously one of the greatest movies of my life, and one of the greatest sketches from SNL. So, thank you Movie Awards for giving me something from MTV that I can actually say I’m proud of.

And now I leave you with the greatest scene from the masterpiece that is Wayne’s World: