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Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl this morning. The baby was named Maddie Briann, and weighed 7 lbs., 9 ounces.
Oh why did it have to be a girl?!? WHY? Now we must watch the growth of Jamie Lynn’s evil spawn to see how ridiculously spoiled, bitchy, and psychotic she will be.
I can’t [...]

Stephanie Wins Top Chef Season 4!!!

I was actually expecting Lisa (the bitch) to win Top Chef, but obviously, the judges took into consideration more than just the finale episode. Lisa definitely was least deserving of the title, comparatively to Richard and Stephanie. I don’t think that this final meal can really represent who Lisa really is. And I think that [...]

efF’N MTV! :(

Seriously… now MTV is playing music?

Cry Me A River, Nick Hogan.

Nick Hogan is a spoiled, immature, selfish brat. Not only did he show no emotion after putting his friend into a vegetative state, but he also felt he didn’t deserve his punishment. Are you f*ing serious? You got off easy! And now he’s stuck in a jail cell! BOOHOO! *Tears* (a jail cell that’s probably [...]

Mike Myers Hosts MTV Movie Awards!

So, I’ve been a fan of Mike Myers since as [...]