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Taylor Swift Pregnant

Taylor Swift Pregnant !?!?! Have you guys heard the rumors?

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl this morning. The baby was named Maddie Briann, and weighed 7 lbs., 9 ounces.
Oh why did it have to be a girl?!? WHY? Now we must watch the growth of Jamie Lynn’s evil spawn to see how ridiculously spoiled, bitchy, and psychotic she will be.
I can’t [...]

Cry Me A River, Nick Hogan.

Nick Hogan is a spoiled, immature, selfish brat. Not only did he show no emotion after putting his friend into a vegetative state, but he also felt he didn’t deserve his punishment. Are you f*ing serious? You got off easy! And now he’s stuck in a jail cell! BOOHOO! *Tears* (a jail cell that’s probably [...]

Mike Myers Hosts MTV Movie Awards!

So, I’ve been a fan of Mike Myers since as [...]

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married…gross.

This can’t be a publicity stunt. They must actually like each other. Or at least, Mariah Carey sure likes Nick Cannon. Because if it wasn’t for real, then why would Mariah lower her standards to someone of such low status?!?! How dare her!
No, but seriously, I’m really surprised that Mariah would be okay to share [...]